Good morning everybody.
I would like to talk about my friend in a short story which maybe is fun and maybe is not. I don't know and let me tell you about it. When I was in the third stage of science college I had a close friend called Muna and one day I dreamed that I got 88% in my examination and she got 30% in the same examination so, when I got up in the morning and I went to my college to take my lessons and in the break time I told her about my dream and I told her don't worry it's just a dream but she didn't believe it she took me to see our teacher and checked our marks so, when we checked our marks and it was the same as I saw in my dream, she shook and I began to cry a lot so, I informed my teacher about the dream, he laughed a lot and he told me I shouldn't dream next time and he returned the examination to her. After we left his room we went out and we bought ice cream and we spent a nice day together and I will always remember that dream because it became true.
Wednesday, 28 November 2007
A joke
Two drunks were iin a pub which was closing. So one drunk said to the other drunk:
- why don't you come to my house for another drinking?
The other drunk, answered:
- Oh yes! But is better to go my house because it's nearer than yours.
The other drunk, answered:
- No, no. My house is nearer than yours.
So, the other drunk thought:
- Ok, lets go! So, we will know which house is nearer.
- Ok, lets go! and the drunk tried to stand up .
The two drunks left the pub and walked along the street with serious problems trying not to fall over. Both stopped at the same door, and one drunk said to the other drunk:
- We have arrived, this is my house.
- How do you know? this is my house.
- Well, ring the bell and we will know if this is your house or my house.
- Ok, all right!
Both drunks rang the bell and, sometime after, a woman opened the door, and she said:
- very good, the father and son are both drunk
- why don't you come to my house for another drinking?
The other drunk, answered:
- Oh yes! But is better to go my house because it's nearer than yours.
The other drunk, answered:
- No, no. My house is nearer than yours.
So, the other drunk thought:
- Ok, lets go! So, we will know which house is nearer.
- Ok, lets go! and the drunk tried to stand up .
The two drunks left the pub and walked along the street with serious problems trying not to fall over. Both stopped at the same door, and one drunk said to the other drunk:
- We have arrived, this is my house.
- How do you know? this is my house.
- Well, ring the bell and we will know if this is your house or my house.
- Ok, all right!
Both drunks rang the bell and, sometime after, a woman opened the door, and she said:
- very good, the father and son are both drunk
Japanese old children story
I'm Tamae.
I have no idea. I'm sorry.
So, I will introduce an old Japanese children's story.
The name of it is "Omusubi cororin". In English it means "Riceball rolled"
A long time ago, two couples lived in a village. They were woodmen. They were old . One couple were very hones and liked to work. The other couple didn't like to work and they often told lies.
One day, the hones old man went to the wood. After work, he had lunch then he dropped his lunch which was a riceball!
His riceball went into a hole. There were mice in the hole. The old man went into the hole. The mice wanted him to help them with their work. The old man helped them. They were very happy and gave him a lot of money.
Another old man heard from hones old man. He wanted money, too. He went to the mouse hole and he asked them. "Can I help" but there was no answer.
So, this story means that people who are very honest and not greedy in their life are good people.
I have no idea. I'm sorry.
So, I will introduce an old Japanese children's story.
The name of it is "Omusubi cororin". In English it means "Riceball rolled"
A long time ago, two couples lived in a village. They were woodmen. They were old . One couple were very hones and liked to work. The other couple didn't like to work and they often told lies.
One day, the hones old man went to the wood. After work, he had lunch then he dropped his lunch which was a riceball!
His riceball went into a hole. There were mice in the hole. The old man went into the hole. The mice wanted him to help them with their work. The old man helped them. They were very happy and gave him a lot of money.
Another old man heard from hones old man. He wanted money, too. He went to the mouse hole and he asked them. "Can I help" but there was no answer.
So, this story means that people who are very honest and not greedy in their life are good people.
Hello everybody. I remember a lot of jokes in Brighton so two months ago when I was walking on a street suddenly someone threw water out of a window on to me. I felt so cold and I went to a shop because in shop it is warm and I saw which window and I saw a crazy
man throw water again on four people like me.
man throw water again on four people like me.
SHORT STORY
Bob was talking with his friends about knowing everything. So Bob thought: "I'm going to check it!"
So Bob returned home and he said to his uncle: "Uncle Peter, I know everything!" and his uncle became pale and embarrassed and told his nephew: "OK, take £10 and don't tell anybody".
After, Bob tried with his mother again and told her: "Mummy, I know everything" so his mother became nervous and told him: "OK, no problem, you can play videogames all day, but you aren't going to tell your father".
Then, due the success of his new formula, he tried with his father again: "Daddy, you knew that I know everything"; his father was surprised and a little scared and tell him: "OK, OK! But you mustn't tell anything to your mother, so take £20!".
Finally, Bob thought: "Will it be the same with people that aren't my relatives? I'm going to try with a unknown person" At that moment somebody knocked on the door; it was the plumber. Then, Bob told him: "Hi Mr. Plumber, I know everything" and the surprised plumber shouted very excited: "My little son!"
MORAL: IT'S NOT ALWAYS GOOD TO KNOW EVERYTHING!
So Bob returned home and he said to his uncle: "Uncle Peter, I know everything!" and his uncle became pale and embarrassed and told his nephew: "OK, take £10 and don't tell anybody".
After, Bob tried with his mother again and told her: "Mummy, I know everything" so his mother became nervous and told him: "OK, no problem, you can play videogames all day, but you aren't going to tell your father".
Then, due the success of his new formula, he tried with his father again: "Daddy, you knew that I know everything"; his father was surprised and a little scared and tell him: "OK, OK! But you mustn't tell anything to your mother, so take £20!".
Finally, Bob thought: "Will it be the same with people that aren't my relatives? I'm going to try with a unknown person" At that moment somebody knocked on the door; it was the plumber. Then, Bob told him: "Hi Mr. Plumber, I know everything" and the surprised plumber shouted very excited: "My little son!"
MORAL: IT'S NOT ALWAYS GOOD TO KNOW EVERYTHING!
EMAD(My Story from Stoke-on Trent)
Today I'd like to talk about some events that happened to me one day which was the worst day in my life here in Britain.
I reached Brighton about two months ago .First of all , I could not find a room to live ,so I stayed with my friend Najm, in Sussex.After that, my other friend Falah came to us, he also stayed with us in the same room. Here the problem was that there was no room for me. After a long discussion , we made a decision to travel to another city, Stoke -on Trent, because Falah phoned his friend there, and he told him that there was a room for us. So, the next day we travelled to Stoke and we arrived at night , but what happened when arrived was that we found that there was no room, it was just a joke . By that time , we felt very sad and disappointed .
Anyway , we spent this day and the next day without thinking about anything and we decided to return back to Sussex , to my best friend Najm.Here I'd like to refer to how we were booked to return back.Falah booked online by National Express from London to Brighton at 3.30 pm.
Here what happened, on this day the road was very crowded , because there was an accident on the motorway , therefore we arrived about 5 minutes late. When we arrived in London station ,we got off the bus quickly and ran as fast as possible to get the bus. While we running in the street we saw the bus go past us ." The bus has gone, the bus has gone" I said to myself.
By that time, I didn't know I laugh or feel sad or nervous and unfortunately on that day the weather was raining .I hope everyone in the world has a somewhere to live
I reached Brighton about two months ago .First of all , I could not find a room to live ,so I stayed with my friend Najm, in Sussex.After that, my other friend Falah came to us, he also stayed with us in the same room. Here the problem was that there was no room for me. After a long discussion , we made a decision to travel to another city, Stoke -on Trent, because Falah phoned his friend there, and he told him that there was a room for us. So, the next day we travelled to Stoke and we arrived at night , but what happened when arrived was that we found that there was no room, it was just a joke . By that time , we felt very sad and disappointed .
Anyway , we spent this day and the next day without thinking about anything and we decided to return back to Sussex , to my best friend Najm.Here I'd like to refer to how we were booked to return back.Falah booked online by National Express from London to Brighton at 3.30 pm.
Here what happened, on this day the road was very crowded , because there was an accident on the motorway , therefore we arrived about 5 minutes late. When we arrived in London station ,we got off the bus quickly and ran as fast as possible to get the bus. While we running in the street we saw the bus go past us ." The bus has gone, the bus has gone" I said to myself.
By that time, I didn't know I laugh or feel sad or nervous and unfortunately on that day the weather was raining .I hope everyone in the world has a somewhere to live
In The Lift (Falah)
One day, I decided to go to the hospital to visit my friend and when I got to the reception of the hospital and asked the receptionist about the room that my friend was in it, I was surprised by the answer because she told me he was in room number 709, and this room was on the seventh floor.
The elevator at the hospital had some technical problems. I couldn't go up the stairs because I had a bad knee and cause me many hurt, so I took the lift in spite of technical problems but halfway up, the lift stopped and there wasn't an emergency phone inside the lift. I decided to open the door of lift but I couldn't do that alone. Fortunately after about fifteen minutes of shouting, one of the patients heard me,and he quickly went to the security and told them to help me. When the security men came and helped me to get rid of the problem that occurred to me, I immediately went out of the hospital and went to the home, without seeing my friend.
The elevator at the hospital had some technical problems. I couldn't go up the stairs because I had a bad knee and cause me many hurt, so I took the lift in spite of technical problems but halfway up, the lift stopped and there wasn't an emergency phone inside the lift. I decided to open the door of lift but I couldn't do that alone. Fortunately after about fifteen minutes of shouting, one of the patients heard me,and he quickly went to the security and told them to help me. When the security men came and helped me to get rid of the problem that occurred to me, I immediately went out of the hospital and went to the home, without seeing my friend.
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